1 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:19,775 There was once an island... 2 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:24,214 ...far oot in the sea. 3 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:27,870 And on this island there lived two gulls. 4 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,917 A brother... and a sister. 5 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:38,620 When they were wee, they were told: 6 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:41,275 "Defend the isle. 7 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:44,495 "Allow no incomer. 8 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:45,888 Survive." 9 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,719 Now, you might think it hard 10 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:53,548 living on an isle all by yourself. 11 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:56,333 That it does weird things to you. 12 00:01:56,377 --> 00:02:00,032 All that time cooped up wi' nothing but wind and birds 13 00:02:00,076 --> 00:02:02,557 and only your brother for company. 14 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:06,169 But you'd be wrong. 15 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,128 They weren't odd. 16 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,739 They were very normal. 17 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:37,157 Oatcakes. 18 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:41,335 - Morning, Isla. - Morning, Sandy. 19 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:47,123 And then I ripped him open. Hee-yah! 20 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,472 And then-- hear this. 21 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:50,822 His insides were all tasty treats 22 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:55,087 like oatcakes and scones and herring. 23 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:58,352 But special herring that's better than normal herring. 24 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,919 I tell you, I had a rare feast. 25 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:33,925 Ay! 26 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:47,591 Aw, you feeling lonesome again? 27 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:48,853 Hello. 28 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:50,594 Toilin' there, puffin? 29 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,204 You know, there's plenty of food in here. 30 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:56,513 No, I'm fine, Mr. Fin Man. 31 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:58,733 You don't look fine. You look like you're starving. 32 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:01,823 I have a rare feast for you right beneath the surface. 33 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:03,433 Come on in and I'll show ye. 34 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:05,827 -Nah. -You won't die. I promise. 35 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,785 -Nah. -Oh, please! 36 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,613 Happy where I am, thank you very much. 37 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:12,050 I'm telling ye, puffin, you must come in. 38 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:13,878 There's so much food doon here. 39 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:16,925 And there's loads of people eating it all up. 40 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:18,840 What people? 41 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,539 Who's doon there? 42 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,803 Oh, who's not doon here? There's so many people. 43 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:28,458 Think of a lot of people. There's more than that. 44 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:31,592 Come in the water. 45 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:32,854 Isla! 46 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:42,254 Isla, look. I found a thing. 47 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:43,908 -Some mainland tool? -I like it. 48 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:45,823 Makes me feel like a big man. 49 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:48,043 -Careful. It could be dangerous. -It's not. 50 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:49,610 Ow! 51 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:52,743 Right, that's settled. We burn it like the rest. 52 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:56,051 -But I want it. -It's no for us. 53 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:59,315 It's for mainland folk. Away with ye. 54 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,412 I could go for some whale blubber right now. 55 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:56,111 Finished it last winter. You know that. 56 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:58,287 How am I supposed to keep my fat 57 00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:00,376 when I'm eating like a wee sparrow? 58 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,685 Away with ye. You're fine. 59 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:06,817 I'm a shadow of a man. 60 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,123 Mind what Dad said. 61 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:09,994 I'm hungry! 62 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:11,953 My teeth hurt. 63 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:13,998 My tummy's all funny. 64 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:16,305 Takes me an age to pass my bottom mess. 65 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:22,964 It used to be my bottom mess flowed like a summer breeze. 66 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:25,096 Swoosh. 67 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:28,491 Now... 68 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,493 my bottom mess won't budge. 69 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:32,756 Well... 70 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,280 we weather the storms that blow our way. 71 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:37,674 Just like Dad taught us. 72 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,285 Stupid Isla. 73 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:42,157 You think you're so clever, but you're not. 74 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,985 Do you think I can't hear you cursing me? 75 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:46,988 You took my thing. 76 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:50,426 It was bendy and I liked it, and it was mine! 77 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,601 -Enough! -No! 78 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,651 It was mine! 79 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:08,923 Do you want a story? 80 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,317 Aye. 81 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,671 This island wasn't always ours. 82 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:22,284 It once belonged to the gulls. 83 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:25,548 Scores of seabirds 84 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:28,420 soaring over the waves, 85 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:33,164 carried by the wind to our Auk Isle. 86 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,340 -That's where we live. -Yeah. 87 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,342 Let me tell ye, 88 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:41,521 when that many gulls come together, 89 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:44,393 they make quite a sound. 90 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:50,094 What a din the birds made. 91 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:53,881 Screeching and squawking, 92 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:57,972 all of them bickering over who stole whose fish. 93 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,409 You know, bird stuff. 94 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:07,111 Then one night, a great storm brewed. 95 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:14,162 Many birds died that night. 96 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:22,083 Then something magic happened. 97 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:26,087 Where once there were families of birds, 98 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,785 now there were folk. 99 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:33,660 Lads and lassies, they settled here. 100 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:36,053 But they were no alone. 101 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:38,839 Ships from far-off lands would pass. 102 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:44,627 Big ships full of... 103 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,542 incomers. 104 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,938 The incomers spun tricksome tales 105 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:53,593 of a mainland, 106 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:59,555 a shiny world full of tasty cakes and comfy chairs 107 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,644 and lies! 108 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,212 Awfy tempting for some. 109 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:09,043 Just one family stayed on Auk Isle. 110 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:15,310 One family weathered the pull of the mainland. 111 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:20,489 One family stayed true to... 112 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,980 Incomers. 113 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,611 Hello. 114 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,617 Sorry. 115 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,839 I am Daniel. 116 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,059 Hello. 117 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,018 "I am..." Um... 118 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,455 "...a land recovery coordinator 119 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,587 "for the North Eastern Scottish Council. 120 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:46,591 "Under subsection three of The Island Tenancy Act of 1986, 121 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,942 "you are hereby... 122 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,074 "informed of your impending eviction. 123 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:55,339 "You will be immediately relocated to the mainland. 124 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,950 "If you have questions, you can email 125 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,865 evictions@highland.gov.uk." 126 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,736 I'll give you some time to pack your things. 127 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,696 Have you got Wi-Fi? 128 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,459 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 129 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,984 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 130 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:35,466 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 131 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:38,600 ♪ And so say all of us. ♪ 132 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:50,003 -Would you like a bit, Daniel? -What is it? 133 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,265 Uh, it's cake. 134 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,703 No, thanks. I'm all right. 135 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:55,965 Thank you. 136 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,928 I hope you're happy. 137 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,799 I hope you're pleased with yerself. 138 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,932 I hope one day you know what it's like. 139 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,804 I hope you're, yeah, sitting all comfy watching MasterChef, 140 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,501 and then someone kicks doon your door 141 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,155 and drags you oot your hoose! 142 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:15,289 And then you're homeless on the mean streets in the rain, 143 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,595 watching a tramp do a big steamin' jobby. 144 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:20,685 Uh, as I say, you must... you must vacate the premises 145 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,339 in ten days, and I'm sorry, but... 146 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:25,081 God. 147 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,084 Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny-Dan-Dan. 148 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,346 Morning, Roz. 149 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,305 - May I? - Yes. 150 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,480 Oh! 151 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,874 Hello. 152 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,964 It's a cosmic mage. 153 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,966 Is it? 154 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:44,187 Oh, Danny boy, you're a funny wee onion, aren't you, eh? 155 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:47,016 -Okay, then. -Sitting up here in the corner, 156 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,236 playing with all your toys, 157 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,629 just itching your red bits. 158 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:52,892 I have eczema. 159 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,372 -Do you, though? -Yes. 160 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,810 We all have eczema, you know, in a way, though, don't we? 161 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,769 -Not really, no. -Anyway, 162 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:04,425 seems that we have an uninhabited island 163 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:07,602 in our jurisdiction that is, in actual fact, inhabited. 164 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,125 Hmm. 165 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,214 So, under subsection blah, blah, bahbity-blah, 166 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:13,825 we want them gone, and I want you 167 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,436 to serve the notice. 168 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,046 Doorstep evictions are usually Calum's thing. 169 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,743 Calum? 170 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:22,269 Yeah, well, he's under an internal investigation 171 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,097 due to the fact that he dislocated 172 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,621 the hip of a pensioner during his last inspection. 173 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:29,711 -So, over to you. -Right, um... 174 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,931 Okay. So, I-I don't do face-to-face. 175 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,455 Oh. 176 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:37,675 Danny. Danny, Danny, Dan. 177 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,677 You do what I say. 178 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,766 Or you could seek alternative employment 179 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,246 -because... -No. 180 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,682 ...you're not finding this position 181 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,032 -stimulating enough. -No. No, no. 182 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,642 I love my job. 183 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,035 Yeah. 184 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,471 Every day here is a gift. 185 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,038 Well, then pack your bags. 186 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,692 And listen, you, stop worrying. 187 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,085 You know, it'll be good for you. 188 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,348 Get out there, meet new people. 189 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,006 Come to steal our island, have ye? 190 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,791 No, we want to relocate you. Oh, God! 191 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,663 He admitted it. Mainland thief! 192 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,317 No, no, not me. The council. 193 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,101 They want you off. I don't. I shouldn't be here... 194 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,669 Liar! Steal the hats off our heads, he would. 195 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,888 You will never take our hats. 196 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,978 What? I-I'm confused. 197 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,849 So, are we hoying him in the sea or... 198 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,242 No, no, listen! 199 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,200 I swear I will not come back. 200 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:26,115 I could always bash his brains in. 201 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:29,466 The-the-the boat. The boat! 202 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,033 They're coming back. 203 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,600 They're expecting a call. 204 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,172 It's not up to me. 205 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,783 The council, if they want you gone, 206 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,350 you just... you kind of have to go. 207 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,699 Or what? 208 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,701 Or they'll do, like, legal stuff. 209 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,268 -Legal stuff? -Mm. 210 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:52,272 Like laws and paperwork and... 211 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,187 Paper? 212 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,580 What use is paper 213 00:16:56,624 --> 00:17:00,628 when we've got weapons of stone and bone? 214 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,021 Far back as time goes, 215 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,284 oor family's called this isle home. 216 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,721 And if your council wants to take it from us, 217 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,549 they are gonna have to fight us. 218 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:12,074 And we will drown in incomer blood before we surrender. 219 00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,127 Did you see that smelly mist? 220 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,085 Keep away from him. 221 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,933 -No, no! -Shh! 222 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,065 No, please! 223 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,036 It's mainland poison. 224 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,038 It's just... 225 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,605 body spray. 226 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,873 How long have you been here? 227 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,095 -You and your... -Sister. 228 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,752 Near... 30 winters. 229 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,148 What about your parents? 230 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,630 Gone. When we were wee. 231 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,635 You've been alone on this island for 30 years? 232 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,245 Mm. 233 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,248 Whoa! 234 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,163 It's all right. It's just... it's just a toothbrush. 235 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,948 It's for cleaning your teeth. 236 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,613 It's got three intensity settings. 237 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,183 You can have it... 238 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,619 if you want. 239 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,665 You just... 240 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,449 have to untie me first. 241 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,457 He's awfy shifty, Mr. Fin Man. 242 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,766 He's full of lofty words and... 243 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:21,421 quirksome manners. 244 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,640 There's a crab doon here. 245 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:27,078 -I should kill him. -Oh, what a lovely treat! 246 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,994 I've never seen such a big, beautiful crab 247 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,474 that you could eat, Isla, 248 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,954 if you were in the sea with me right now. 249 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,739 Ach, but then more would come. 250 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:38,786 -Curse this fiddly riddle! -He's got a hat on. 251 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,701 The crab has a wee hat. 252 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,573 Isla, ye have to see this. Quick. 253 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,575 Come in the water! 254 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,319 Hoy the incomer into the sea and be done wi' it. 255 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:53,583 And if more come, hoy them into the sea, too. 256 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,543 There's nary a trouble that cannot be solved 257 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,676 by hoyin' a livin' person into the sea. 258 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:05,900 You know fine well why we keep the incomers away. 259 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,600 You want to end up like your mother? 260 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:54,949 Sandy? 261 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:01,651 What are you doing? 262 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,349 Nothing. 263 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,915 Just in a cave. 264 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,613 What's that you've got? 265 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,397 Nothing. 266 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,878 -I haven't got anything. -What's that on your face? 267 00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,880 It's, um... milk. 268 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:15,361 We've not got any cows. 269 00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:19,147 It's... milk from a seal. 270 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:24,326 -You milked a seal? -Aye. 271 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,632 How'd you manage that? 272 00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:28,417 Well, I lured him in with a fish. 273 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,507 And then... 274 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,423 I asked him for some milk, 275 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:38,209 and he was an extremely milky seal because... 276 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:39,950 It's actually a sad story. 277 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,604 He had children, but they died. 278 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:45,304 So, he had nowhere to shoot his milk, 279 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,871 so he just shot it into my mouth. 280 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,482 Sandy. 281 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:55,401 Where did you get that? 282 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:02,973 Yes. 283 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,328 We should have killed ye 284 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,938 -when we had the chance. -No. 285 00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:13,419 You said you were gonna tie yourself back up. 286 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,377 You sneaky man of lies! 287 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,336 No, no. No, I'm a... Uh, stop. I'm-I'm a wizard! 288 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,730 -A what? -You know, a wizard? 289 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,210 I know I don't look like a wizard, but there's... 290 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,038 there's no rules to what wizards can look... 291 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:25,256 And I know because I am one. 292 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,258 -I'm a wizard. -Kill the wizard. 293 00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:29,652 No, I've got... No, I've got magic powers. 294 00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,010 Yes. 295 00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:44,841 Yes. Behold my magic wizard phone. 296 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:48,279 -That's not magic. -No, it is. Look. 297 00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:50,194 See? 298 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:53,807 See? 299 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,636 I have your souls. 300 00:22:56,679 --> 00:23:00,422 And if you don't leave me alone right now... 301 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:03,773 I will delete your souls! 302 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:46,163 Come on, Roz. 303 00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:03,920 Hmm. 304 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,322 Sandy? 305 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:22,417 Come on. 306 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,853 Yeah. Please. 307 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:29,772 Come on. Come on. Come on. 308 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:35,082 Yes! Yes! 309 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,605 No! 310 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:40,174 Come on. No! Come on! 311 00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:44,352 No. You stay back. 312 00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:46,310 No, don't... 313 00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:48,487 I'll do wizard stuff. Don't, please. 314 00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,359 Don't come. Please don't. 315 00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:53,796 Please stop. Oh, God. 316 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,319 What's wrong? 317 00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:59,454 My blood sugar's low. 318 00:25:09,986 --> 00:25:11,771 It's just a banana. 319 00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:14,425 I know. 320 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:30,920 My mouth is alive! 321 00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:34,141 Oh! Mmm! 322 00:25:36,796 --> 00:25:37,971 Don't... 323 00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:45,805 Hmm. 324 00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:50,940 Am I really the first visitor you've had from the mainland? 325 00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:53,552 The first to linger. 326 00:25:57,425 --> 00:26:00,689 Here, would you like me to show you aboot? 327 00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,691 Come on. 328 00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:04,693 This is the bog. 329 00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:07,261 This is the spiky grass. 330 00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:09,219 This is a rusty thing. 331 00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:11,831 This is where I killed my first sea beast. 332 00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:13,876 This is the spooky door. 333 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,227 I don't go in 'cause it's very spooky. 334 00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:21,797 This is my special area. 335 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:26,628 I come here to... think, 336 00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:29,239 throw rocks, shout at the sea. 337 00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:32,547 Whatever I want, really. It's my secret special area. 338 00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:35,115 You shout at the sea? 339 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,597 Hey, the sea! 340 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,382 This is my friend Daniel! 341 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,739 You know, one time, 342 00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:53,307 I found a dead seal over there, 343 00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:56,527 all rotten and full of maggots. 344 00:26:56,571 --> 00:27:00,009 So, I put one of Isla's nighties on it, 345 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:02,577 and I put it in her bed, just as a wee joke. 346 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,797 Oh! 347 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,669 Oh, what a scare she had. 348 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:09,845 She hit me in the head with a log, 349 00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:13,632 and I was bleeding, and you could see the bone. 350 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,808 And sometimes I can't feel my hands. 351 00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:17,636 Ah, it was a right laugh. 352 00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:21,335 That's nice. 353 00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:23,076 I think your face is nice. 354 00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:25,861 I like looking at it. 355 00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:31,258 What's all this?! 356 00:27:31,301 --> 00:27:33,913 - Isla, we were just... - Enough from you. 357 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:35,392 -I was just... -Traitor. 358 00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:38,569 And you... 359 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,398 You're no wizard. 360 00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:42,573 Of course I'm not. 361 00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:45,794 Aha! 362 00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:47,796 Devious lyin' devils, the lot of you. 363 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,016 Okay, you both need to leave. 364 00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:51,757 I mean, look at you. 365 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,715 You're running about with clubs. 366 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:57,588 You're wearing rags. He's shouting at the sea. 367 00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:00,766 Back on the mainland, you wouldn't have to do any of that. 368 00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:02,724 Your lives would be easier. 369 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:05,248 You'd be healthier. 370 00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:08,643 Come with me. We'll set you up in a lovely new house. 371 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,253 It'll be great. 372 00:28:15,389 --> 00:28:18,827 I've had enough o' your tricksome lies. 373 00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:20,699 Let's finish this. 374 00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:23,745 No! 375 00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:30,099 I like Daniel! 376 00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:33,276 I like his hair and his hands. 377 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,018 They're soft and damp like morning moss. 378 00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,977 Okay. 379 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,674 Sandy, that's enough. 380 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,720 -Come back from the edge. -Daniel can't leave. 381 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,287 And if he does, then... 382 00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:50,032 ...then I will bash my own heid in 383 00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:52,687 with this rock until I'm dead. 384 00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:55,951 All right. Go on, then. 385 00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:00,651 No! 386 00:29:01,652 --> 00:29:03,698 No! Sandy! 387 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,967 Isla? Isla? 388 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,189 Crap. 389 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:31,291 Come on, Sandy. Come on. 390 00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,814 Come on. 391 00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:40,474 Daniel, you can swim. 392 00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,410 Let's give oor thanks. 393 00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:20,601 Right, have your fill. 394 00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,781 Do you no like gull? 395 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,217 Um... 396 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:29,523 I'm vegan. 397 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:32,743 Right. 398 00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:34,920 And what is that? 399 00:30:36,008 --> 00:30:38,401 I-I don't believe in eating meat. 400 00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:43,102 But it's real. It's right there. Look. 401 00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:44,930 No, I-I believe it exists. 402 00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:47,584 I just don't believe in eating it. 403 00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,370 Do you believe in fish? 404 00:30:51,675 --> 00:30:54,461 Of course. I just don't eat them. 405 00:30:56,071 --> 00:30:57,377 What aboot puffins? 406 00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:58,857 -Do you believe in puffins? -Yes. 407 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,815 They're real. I've seen them. 408 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,295 I bit the head off a puffin once. 409 00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:04,297 So, how could I do that if it wasn't real? 410 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:05,951 To be clear... 411 00:31:05,994 --> 00:31:09,389 I do believe in all of the animals. 412 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:12,696 I just don't believe in eating any of them. 413 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:21,270 If you don't eat meat, how do you keep your health? 414 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:24,317 There's more variety on the mainland. 415 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,014 There's fruit, vegetables, 416 00:31:26,058 --> 00:31:27,886 potato croquettes. 417 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:30,976 So you don't get bored of the same stuff, you know? 418 00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:35,154 Speak more about variety, Daniel. 419 00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:37,721 Okay, well... 420 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:41,508 variety is one of the many advantages of mainland life. 421 00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:44,380 You can have whatever you want. 422 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,774 Like avocados or... 423 00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:48,515 - What's avocados? - Oh, man. 424 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,256 They taste great, and they're good for you, too. 425 00:31:50,299 --> 00:31:53,172 -They make you strong. -Ooh. Where are they found? 426 00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:54,695 I think they're grown on, like, bushes or something. 427 00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,349 Ah, so you don't know? 428 00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:57,916 I do know where they come from. 429 00:31:57,959 --> 00:31:59,569 I just don't... 430 00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:02,007 I think it's, like, Brazil or something. 431 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:04,270 Mm. 'Cause we know where this bird came from. 432 00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:06,098 We pulled it from the sky. 433 00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:07,926 Yeah, but it doesn't matter where avocados come from, 434 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,710 because you can just buy them from the shop 435 00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:11,494 or order them online. 436 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:12,669 What's online? 437 00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:15,411 Oh, God. Um... 438 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:17,500 Right. 439 00:32:17,544 --> 00:32:20,677 Online is the Internet. 440 00:32:20,721 --> 00:32:22,505 Anything you want at the touch of a button. 441 00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:24,203 I want that. 442 00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:26,901 -No, we have enough! -How does an Internet work? 443 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,730 How does it work? 444 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,083 Well... 445 00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:36,519 Sounds like you don't know that, either. 446 00:32:36,563 --> 00:32:37,651 -I do know. -Sounds like you don't know 447 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:38,739 much about anything. 448 00:32:38,782 --> 00:32:40,045 I do know. It's, like... 449 00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:42,656 It's beamed out via Wi-Fi and stuff. 450 00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,136 -So, in a way... -Wi-Fi? 451 00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,529 Yes. The Internet's all around us, right? 452 00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:49,924 -What if we get caught in it? -No, we... 453 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,839 No, we alre... we already have an Internet. 454 00:32:51,882 --> 00:32:54,537 -Do we? -Mm-hmm. Yep. 455 00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:55,974 It's massive. 456 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:58,193 It's bigger than the mainland one. 457 00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:01,588 - Really? - Yeah. Um... 458 00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:05,026 The-the Internet that we have, it's so big, 459 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:08,029 ye can fit a hundred potato crows. 460 00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:10,292 It's potato croquettes. 461 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,383 We don't have an Internet. 462 00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:16,820 -You're lying, Isla. -Am not! 463 00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:20,476 You're lying 'cause Daniel knows things that you don't. 464 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,001 Don't... Let's not... 465 00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:41,976 Oh, Jesus Christ. 466 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,680 Stop fighting. Please stop fighting. 467 00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:53,640 You're not stronger than me. 468 00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:56,991 I would be if I had avocados. 469 00:33:59,776 --> 00:34:04,825 You might think Auk Isle belongs only to us. 470 00:34:06,914 --> 00:34:09,264 But you'd be wrong. 471 00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:14,095 This island... 472 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,315 and the sea round aboot it... 473 00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:21,015 ...belongs to someone else. 474 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,104 It belongs to the Fin Men. 475 00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:25,846 Sandy. 476 00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:27,674 Spoilers. 477 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:33,941 I'm sorry. 478 00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:39,773 Fin Men are murky folk, big soggy buggers. 479 00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:43,994 Known to steal lost seafarers doon into the deep. 480 00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:47,694 Long ago, 481 00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:51,741 fishermen from our Auk Isle were visited by a Fin Man. 482 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:06,191 The fishermen were so feart they browned their pants! 483 00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:10,760 The Fin Man said this was their island 484 00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:13,415 and if the men wished to stay, 485 00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:16,940 then they had to pay a price. 486 00:35:16,984 --> 00:35:21,597 An islander had to give themselves to the sea. 487 00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:23,773 To the Fin Men. 488 00:35:23,817 --> 00:35:27,647 The islanders thought long and hard. 489 00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:32,782 There was much frownin'. 490 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:35,045 Then a village elder offered himself up 491 00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:38,658 so that his kin might remain. 492 00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,616 He was old and he was gonna die anyway, 493 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,618 so it wasn't that sad. 494 00:35:42,662 --> 00:35:47,319 They dragged him into the gloom, where he remained. 495 00:35:49,451 --> 00:35:52,541 But thanks to his sacrifice, 496 00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:56,197 the islanders could stay here. 497 00:35:56,241 --> 00:35:57,981 Oor dad gave himself to the Fin Folk. 498 00:35:58,025 --> 00:36:01,507 -Shh! -But he did. 499 00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,857 He gave himself to the sea so that we could stay. 500 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:07,991 That's oor business, Sandy. 501 00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:16,086 Why don't you tell us a mainland story, Daniel? 502 00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:17,871 He doesn't have any stories, 503 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:20,134 except for the one where he's a wizard, which was a lie. 504 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,831 Saying he was a wizard when he wasnae. 505 00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:25,052 I do know a story. 506 00:36:25,095 --> 00:36:27,924 - What? Your own story? - Yeah. 507 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:31,014 It's about a wee guy... 508 00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:32,451 called Frodo. 509 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,195 And a very powerful... 510 00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:39,197 uh, application form. 511 00:36:40,285 --> 00:36:44,811 The one form to rule them all. 512 00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:48,249 And so Frodo, right, he has to go on an epic quest 513 00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:53,080 to the heart of Mordor... burgh Council. 514 00:36:53,123 --> 00:36:54,429 To destroy it. 515 00:36:55,822 --> 00:36:59,565 And I call this tale The Lord... 516 00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:04,047 ...of the Local Authority. 517 00:37:06,049 --> 00:37:07,486 Sounds stupid. 518 00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:08,965 Gandalf, right? 519 00:37:09,009 --> 00:37:10,793 Badass wizard and senior policy advisor. 520 00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:13,709 He's up on the roof of head office, and it's the showdown. 521 00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:17,713 -The big fiery devil thing. -The Balrog, Head of Finance. 522 00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:19,149 Yes, he's trying to get into the building, 523 00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:20,716 right, to kill all the Fellowship. 524 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,631 Gandalf's like, "No chance, mate. 525 00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:24,198 There's a line in the sand." 526 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,765 Balrog's like, "I'm coming for him." 527 00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:26,766 He's like, "No, you're not." He's like, "I am." 528 00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:28,420 Gandalf goes, "Stop it." 529 00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:30,552 Boom! Like that with his stick, right? 530 00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:35,035 He goes, "You shall not pass!" 531 00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:37,124 Everyone's like, "Oh, my God." 532 00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:38,952 And it's so epic and amazing, right, 533 00:37:38,995 --> 00:37:40,867 that the fiery devil thing, he sort of, like, 534 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:43,217 falls off the roof, and everyone goes, "Oh!" 535 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,785 Gandalf goes, "Yes!" Everyone goes, "Come on!" 536 00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:47,482 And then the big fiery devil thing, 537 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:49,136 his fiery whip comes up, right? 538 00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:50,877 Lashes Gandalf's leg. 539 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,531 And it pulls him off the roof, too. 540 00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:53,880 No! 541 00:37:53,923 --> 00:37:56,796 Yes. Yes. 542 00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:58,580 Then what happens? 543 00:38:00,452 --> 00:38:02,280 You'll have to wait for part two. 544 00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:05,021 And you wrote this story yourself? 545 00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:07,459 Yes. 546 00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:10,549 I did, yes. Yes, all by myself. 547 00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:16,424 It is the best story that I've ever, ever heard 548 00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:18,383 in the history of stories. 549 00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:21,560 You know, there's more stories just like that on the mainland. 550 00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:23,213 Right. 551 00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:24,824 That's enough stories for tonight. 552 00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:25,955 Aw. 553 00:38:25,999 --> 00:38:27,217 -Time for bed. -Ugh. 554 00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:29,263 It's all right. We can... 555 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,004 We can do more tomorrow. 556 00:38:31,047 --> 00:38:32,788 Good night, Daniel. 557 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:39,099 You shall not pass! 558 00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:51,938 Better get back to the shed... where I sleep. 559 00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:57,247 In the cold. 560 00:38:59,119 --> 00:39:00,642 And damp. 561 00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:17,355 You can sleep here, just for tonight. 562 00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:22,098 Do you have more stories, then? 563 00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:23,622 Oh. 564 00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:25,537 Yeah. I suppose. 565 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:29,758 -Did you like my story? -I did. 566 00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:31,891 Aye, it's a good one. It's likely better than yours. 567 00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:33,327 Oh. 568 00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:38,027 -Thanks for the bed. -Aye, well... 569 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:40,378 Don't touch oor things or we'll murder you. 570 00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:43,511 -Okay. -We'll bash your head in, 571 00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:47,646 and we'll cover your nose and mouth with our hands. 572 00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:49,778 -All right. -And then we'll maybe 573 00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,389 -bury you up to your neck... -I understand. I understand. 574 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,042 ...and Sandy will kick your head off... 575 00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:54,696 -No, I understand. -...and he'll make you eat it. 576 00:39:58,744 --> 00:40:00,354 -Night night. -Night. 577 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:02,791 Oh, the lamp. 578 00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:03,966 Um... 579 00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:27,990 Oh. 580 00:40:28,034 --> 00:40:29,992 Calum. 581 00:40:30,036 --> 00:40:32,386 Thank you for coming in so late. 582 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:35,041 Hope I didn't drag you away from anything important. 583 00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:36,434 I was eating some corned beef, 584 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,174 but I finished it on the bike ride over. 585 00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:40,525 Very good. 586 00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:42,614 Now, I need you to go to Auk Island. 587 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:45,181 It seems that Daniel has got himself 588 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:46,661 into a wee bit of bother. 589 00:40:46,705 --> 00:40:48,358 I thought I was to stay in the office 590 00:40:48,402 --> 00:40:50,056 on account of the investigation. 591 00:40:50,099 --> 00:40:51,666 No, you don't need to worry about all that. 592 00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:53,189 Now, the fact of the matter is 593 00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:57,585 these islanders do not belong there, and, um... 594 00:40:57,629 --> 00:40:59,805 it doesn't look good, especially with 595 00:40:59,848 --> 00:41:04,592 the chief executive, who is due to retire soon, 596 00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:07,377 leaving the position open for... 597 00:41:08,683 --> 00:41:10,032 ...the right person. 598 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:12,557 We don't want any loose ends now, do we? 599 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,559 No, ma'am, we do not. 600 00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:17,953 Remove those islanders. 601 00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:19,520 Do whatever it takes. 602 00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:21,522 Get them off. 603 00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,698 I'll get them off, all right. 604 00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:26,919 I'll get them off... 605 00:41:26,962 --> 00:41:28,486 real hard. 606 00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:47,896 Where are we going? What are we doing? 607 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:49,419 What are you doing? 608 00:41:49,463 --> 00:41:50,812 What's going on? 609 00:41:50,856 --> 00:41:52,945 Whoa, whoa. Hang on. Hang on. 610 00:41:56,731 --> 00:41:59,212 No, I don't... No, no, I don't... 611 00:41:59,255 --> 00:42:01,388 No, no! 612 00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:05,740 Daniel of Mainland, 613 00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:07,655 you have been chosen. 614 00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:11,180 We, the Gulls of Auk Isle, 615 00:42:11,224 --> 00:42:14,401 who soar the cliffs and hunt the waves, 616 00:42:14,444 --> 00:42:18,057 challenge you to our most ancient 617 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:23,018 and sacred tradition, the Way of the Gull. 618 00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:24,759 Aye, the Way. 619 00:42:24,803 --> 00:42:26,239 A thing we've always done 620 00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:28,328 and haven't just made up this morning. 621 00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:32,332 These tasks will test your skill, 622 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,900 strength and cunning. 623 00:42:34,943 --> 00:42:36,336 You will sweat. 624 00:42:36,379 --> 00:42:38,773 - You will bleed. - You will be naked. 625 00:42:38,817 --> 00:42:41,559 What? No, he won't be naked. 626 00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:44,474 You will have no trousers. 627 00:42:44,518 --> 00:42:46,433 He will have trousers, Sandy. 628 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:48,043 You might have trousers. 629 00:42:48,087 --> 00:42:51,917 If you can weather the storm, then, 630 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,614 and only then, 631 00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:56,051 will you earn the right to call yourself 632 00:42:56,095 --> 00:42:58,663 a true Gull of Auk Isle. 633 00:42:58,706 --> 00:43:02,101 And after, you can tell us more stories. 634 00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:05,408 So, Daniel of Mainland, 635 00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:09,195 will you take the Way of the Gull? 636 00:43:10,152 --> 00:43:12,459 -No. -Aw. What? 637 00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:13,765 Do you know what? This is absurd. 638 00:43:13,808 --> 00:43:14,853 I want no part of it. 639 00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:18,073 Oh, please, Daniel. 640 00:43:19,205 --> 00:43:20,467 We just... 641 00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:21,947 We think you're really great, 642 00:43:21,990 --> 00:43:23,644 and we want to make you one of us. 643 00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:26,342 No, no, he has to do the Way first. 644 00:43:26,386 --> 00:43:28,475 We can't just... we're not just making him a Gull. 645 00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:29,911 It's, like, not how it works. 646 00:43:29,955 --> 00:43:32,348 -Shut up, Isla! -You shut up! 647 00:43:34,394 --> 00:43:35,569 Please, Daniel. 648 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,746 Then we can all be friends. 649 00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:37,457 What's he do... What's he doing to me? 650 00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:14,276 Daniel of Mainland, if you're to prove yourself 651 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,714 a true Gull of Auk Isle, 652 00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:20,848 you must ride the wind like one. 653 00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:28,203 What's she doing? 654 00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:30,945 Oh, God. No. 655 00:45:30,989 --> 00:45:33,339 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 656 00:45:45,873 --> 00:45:48,223 Yeah, I'm not doing that. 657 00:45:48,267 --> 00:45:49,877 Aw, go on. 658 00:45:49,921 --> 00:45:51,792 No, I'm not doing that. Sorry, I'm not... I... 659 00:45:51,836 --> 00:45:53,533 It's just I've got... 660 00:45:53,576 --> 00:45:55,013 Heights. I can't. 661 00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:57,972 I can't do that. Sorry. 662 00:45:58,016 --> 00:45:59,974 I can't. 663 00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:04,326 You can, Daniel. 664 00:46:50,459 --> 00:46:53,723 -I hope he doesn't die. -Mm. 665 00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:27,627 Oh, my God! 666 00:47:29,237 --> 00:47:31,936 I'm flying. 667 00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:33,633 Yes, Daniel! 668 00:47:33,676 --> 00:47:35,200 You did it! 669 00:47:50,519 --> 00:47:53,261 -I did it! -You did it! 670 00:47:53,305 --> 00:47:55,437 I did it. I flew. 671 00:47:55,481 --> 00:47:57,831 I flew! Oh, my God. 672 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,354 Whoo! 673 00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:02,053 Wh-What's that? 674 00:48:04,490 --> 00:48:05,970 You made this for me? 675 00:48:07,319 --> 00:48:08,581 Aye. 676 00:48:11,714 --> 00:48:15,109 You're now a Gull of Auk Isle. 677 00:49:05,507 --> 00:49:08,467 Sam looks at Frodo, and he says, 678 00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:11,644 "I can't carry the form, Mr. Frodo, 679 00:49:11,687 --> 00:49:14,038 but I can carry you." 680 00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:16,170 Sam loves Frodo so much. 681 00:49:16,214 --> 00:49:17,563 He does. 682 00:49:17,606 --> 00:49:19,913 So Sam hoiks Frodo up on his shoulders, 683 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:23,047 and he humphs him up 15 flights of stairs. 684 00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:24,526 There's no air con, 685 00:49:24,570 --> 00:49:27,225 but together they cast the form 686 00:49:27,268 --> 00:49:29,314 into the paper shredder. 687 00:49:29,357 --> 00:49:31,925 And with one final beeping jam... 688 00:49:36,756 --> 00:49:38,105 A lot of paper. 689 00:49:44,807 --> 00:49:46,679 It's done. 690 00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:51,292 Wow. 691 00:49:51,336 --> 00:49:53,991 Lord of the Local Authorityis an awfy good story. 692 00:49:56,776 --> 00:49:59,953 Folk must ask you to tell it to them all the time. 693 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,304 I don't really tell stories on the mainland. 694 00:50:03,348 --> 00:50:07,134 But... the mainlanders, they must adore you 695 00:50:07,178 --> 00:50:08,527 for your word weaving. 696 00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:11,182 Oh, I don't know. 697 00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:14,185 I think some people think I'm a bit of a weirdo 698 00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:16,230 just 'cause of all the wizard stuff, so... 699 00:50:16,274 --> 00:50:19,233 I just keep myself to myself. 700 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:21,496 These folk, they treat you harshly. 701 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,586 We could kill them. 702 00:50:24,630 --> 00:50:27,067 We just round them up, crack their skulls. 703 00:50:27,111 --> 00:50:29,069 Sandy could pull off their arms and legs. 704 00:50:29,113 --> 00:50:30,592 I would do that for you, Daniel. 705 00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:31,985 Thank you. 706 00:50:33,987 --> 00:50:35,684 Mainlanders don't sound very nice. 707 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,992 Oh, it wouldn't be that way for you. 708 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:41,516 You can weave all your nice words aboot the mainland, 709 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,953 but you've yet to tell us one thing 710 00:50:43,997 --> 00:50:46,217 that's better than what we have here. 711 00:50:49,611 --> 00:50:50,873 Right. 712 00:50:55,878 --> 00:50:57,054 What are you doing? 713 00:50:58,185 --> 00:50:59,882 I'm teaching you how to swim. 714 00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:03,147 Come on. 715 00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:04,496 I'll show you. 716 00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:16,551 No, I've decided. No. No. 717 00:51:16,595 --> 00:51:18,379 I've decided no. 718 00:51:31,262 --> 00:51:32,263 It's okay. 719 00:51:36,310 --> 00:51:37,485 You can do it. 720 00:51:44,405 --> 00:51:46,059 You go first. 721 00:52:15,610 --> 00:52:16,916 All right, I'm gonna float. 722 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:18,222 -Ready? -Mm-hmm. 723 00:52:20,702 --> 00:52:22,400 -Are you floating? -I'm floating. 724 00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:24,097 Okay. So what do I do? 725 00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:26,404 You walk to me, okay? 726 00:52:27,579 --> 00:52:29,058 -And you do the same thing. -Okay. 727 00:52:29,102 --> 00:52:30,973 -One, two, three. -Two, three. 728 00:52:32,671 --> 00:52:35,152 Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 729 00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:39,504 - Was that fast? - Yes. Definitely. 730 00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:41,636 -I'm doing it. I'm doing it. -Yeah, you're doing it. 731 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,769 Okay. No, you're good, you're good, you're good. 732 00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:45,684 Go like that. Like that. 733 00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:49,340 That's it. Really good. Really good. Keep going. 734 00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:52,386 Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! 735 00:52:53,387 --> 00:52:54,606 Wa-hey! 736 00:53:05,269 --> 00:53:07,053 Get me out! 737 00:53:07,096 --> 00:53:09,011 Aah! Get me out! 738 00:53:09,055 --> 00:53:10,752 You're okay. You're okay. 739 00:53:10,796 --> 00:53:13,277 You're okay. What's up? 740 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:14,539 What's wrong? What's wrong? 741 00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:17,150 Get me out! Get me out! 742 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,196 You're all right. Stop. 743 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:20,980 You're okay. What's wrong? 744 00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:22,503 It's time to go home. 745 00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:30,076 I'm going to run to the hoose. 746 00:53:30,119 --> 00:53:32,774 See if you can catch me, Daniel. 747 00:53:43,568 --> 00:53:45,483 What? What? 748 00:53:47,354 --> 00:53:48,747 I didn't say anything. 749 00:53:50,096 --> 00:53:52,098 Aye, your eyes are saying things. 750 00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:54,361 Looking at me, full of questions. 751 00:53:56,015 --> 00:53:57,756 It's just my eyes, I think. 752 00:53:57,799 --> 00:53:59,714 They're awfy loud. 753 00:53:59,758 --> 00:54:02,674 -My eyes are loud? -Aye, keep the noise doon. 754 00:54:02,717 --> 00:54:03,849 Okay. 755 00:54:08,462 --> 00:54:10,203 Wow. 756 00:54:13,728 --> 00:54:16,818 Mum called them "The Merry Dancers." 757 00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:19,908 They're fairy folk. 758 00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:24,217 She said that if you're lucky... 759 00:54:25,523 --> 00:54:27,089 ...you can catch them doon here, 760 00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:29,483 lighting up the dark with their glow. 761 00:54:34,009 --> 00:54:35,402 What happened to your mum? 762 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,974 Sh-She died. 763 00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:45,194 Sorry. 764 00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:48,807 How'd it happen? 765 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:54,465 Mainland. 766 00:54:55,814 --> 00:54:58,077 But she's... she's up there now. 767 00:54:59,426 --> 00:55:00,862 Wi' the dancers. 768 00:55:03,604 --> 00:55:04,997 Must have been hard. 769 00:55:06,738 --> 00:55:08,827 Being left so young, just you and Sandy. 770 00:55:10,524 --> 00:55:12,831 I like your... your stories. 771 00:55:16,051 --> 00:55:20,534 I also like... your stories, so right back at you. 772 00:55:37,029 --> 00:55:38,291 No! 773 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,423 Aah! No, no! 774 00:55:39,466 --> 00:55:42,077 Your face, it just came at me. 775 00:55:42,121 --> 00:55:44,341 Oh, God. Oh, it's bleeding. It's gushing. 776 00:55:44,384 --> 00:55:45,951 Well, why was your face coming at me that fast? 777 00:55:45,994 --> 00:55:47,300 I was trying to kiss you. 778 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,823 I-I was trying to kiss you. 779 00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:51,130 Oh, oh, shut up, Daniel! 780 00:56:01,967 --> 00:56:03,447 Savages. 781 00:56:39,657 --> 00:56:41,354 Hello? 782 00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:46,403 Daniel? 783 00:56:47,621 --> 00:56:49,449 I told you to shut up! 784 00:56:57,196 --> 00:57:01,287 Sandy, you know you're not to be sneaking aboot my shed. 785 00:57:23,614 --> 00:57:26,791 Submit in the name of the North Eastern Scottish Council. 786 00:57:32,623 --> 00:57:34,581 Get off me, woman! 787 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:36,017 You... 788 00:57:49,814 --> 00:57:53,121 Morning, my wee sleepy man. 789 00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:55,907 Sit yourself doon. 790 00:57:57,256 --> 00:57:59,388 I'll fix you some breakfast. 791 00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:02,130 Ooh... 792 00:58:02,174 --> 00:58:04,176 Big boy. 793 00:58:04,219 --> 00:58:05,656 Now eat up. 794 00:58:05,699 --> 00:58:08,093 You'll need your strength. 795 00:58:08,136 --> 00:58:10,008 Why will I need my s... 796 00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:11,792 Isla, why will I need my strength? 797 00:58:11,836 --> 00:58:13,402 Morning. 798 00:58:13,446 --> 00:58:15,317 I'm taking Daniel oot today. 799 00:58:15,361 --> 00:58:16,841 Lovely. Where are we off to? 800 00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:18,625 No, it's just me and Daniel. 801 00:58:18,669 --> 00:58:20,018 And me, Sandy. 802 00:58:20,061 --> 00:58:21,019 No, you're not coming. 803 00:58:21,062 --> 00:58:22,194 Till later. 804 00:58:22,237 --> 00:58:23,500 At all. 805 00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:25,153 What am I doing? 806 00:58:25,197 --> 00:58:26,938 Whatever you want, but I'm spending time wi' Daniel. 807 00:58:26,981 --> 00:58:28,200 I want to spend time with Daniel. 808 00:58:28,243 --> 00:58:29,418 Well, he's spending time with me. 809 00:58:29,462 --> 00:58:30,811 I can spend time with both of you. 810 00:58:30,855 --> 00:58:33,031 - No, you can't. - Okay. 811 00:58:33,074 --> 00:58:36,948 Hold on. So you're spending time together withoot me? 812 00:58:40,386 --> 00:58:41,561 What are you gonna do? 813 00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:43,650 None of your business. 814 00:58:43,694 --> 00:58:45,522 Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't like this at all. 815 00:58:45,565 --> 00:58:47,567 You'll be fine. 816 00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:51,702 Go throw rocks, catch some birds or sing a song. 817 00:58:51,745 --> 00:58:54,487 You don't need us to keep you busy. Come on. 818 00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:55,706 Come on. 819 00:58:55,749 --> 00:58:57,011 Uh, bye. 820 00:59:02,147 --> 00:59:03,931 Oh... 821 00:59:31,785 --> 00:59:34,962 If you hate this job, why do you do it? 822 00:59:35,006 --> 00:59:36,529 I don't hate it. 823 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:37,617 -You... -No. 824 00:59:37,661 --> 00:59:38,966 Sometimes, when I feel like 825 00:59:39,010 --> 00:59:41,360 I'm actually helping people, you know? 826 00:59:41,403 --> 00:59:44,145 Well, it seems awfy daft to be... 827 00:59:44,189 --> 00:59:46,234 spend your life feeling miserable. 828 00:59:47,279 --> 00:59:48,628 Well, you're pretty wise 829 00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:50,369 for someone who dresses up as a bird. 830 00:59:50,412 --> 00:59:51,849 Do you have a woman? 831 00:59:55,287 --> 00:59:56,375 What? 832 01:00:02,033 --> 01:00:03,774 We've wandered into their nesting grounds. 833 01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:09,170 Jesus Christ. What-what's wrong with these birds? 834 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,174 They think we're after their eggs. 835 01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:15,263 Wha... But I'm vegan. 836 01:00:18,223 --> 01:00:20,791 -Go! -I'm vegan. I'm-I'm vegan. 837 01:00:20,834 --> 01:00:23,881 I'm vegan! 838 01:00:23,924 --> 01:00:25,578 Stop. No, I need to... I've got to stop. 839 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:27,362 -Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. -No, no, no, it's okay. 840 01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:28,537 No, it's okay. 841 01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:31,453 Oh, God. 842 01:00:31,497 --> 01:00:35,849 I just threw half of next season's crop away. 843 01:00:35,893 --> 01:00:37,851 No, no, I'm... I'm glad you did. 844 01:00:37,895 --> 01:00:41,463 It was getting a bit Hitchcock back there. 845 01:00:41,507 --> 01:00:42,769 A bit what? 846 01:00:44,205 --> 01:00:47,426 -Hitchcock. -Hitchcock. Hitchcock. 847 01:00:49,471 --> 01:00:50,951 I like your words. 848 01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:54,520 They make me feel like... 849 01:00:56,217 --> 01:01:00,526 ...there's sunshine in my bones. 850 01:01:00,569 --> 01:01:03,703 Oh. Thanks. 851 01:01:03,747 --> 01:01:05,618 Uh, I like the way that you've survived 852 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,751 on an island for 30 years. 853 01:01:25,507 --> 01:01:27,031 Hello! 854 01:01:28,249 --> 01:01:29,860 Wait, what? 855 01:01:29,903 --> 01:01:32,427 -Why did you stop? -What's... What's that? 856 01:01:32,471 --> 01:01:34,647 Is anybody there?! 857 01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:37,519 Oh. Oh, that's just another incomer. 858 01:01:37,563 --> 01:01:39,304 - What? Really? - Hello! 859 01:01:39,347 --> 01:01:41,959 Yeah. I caught him last night. 860 01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:44,135 He tried to attack me, so I just cracked his skull 861 01:01:44,178 --> 01:01:45,919 and tied him up. 862 01:01:45,963 --> 01:01:47,791 Well, what are you gonna do with him? 863 01:01:47,834 --> 01:01:50,619 Well, I can't just free him, 'cause he'll bring more. 864 01:01:50,663 --> 01:01:52,578 Hello! 865 01:01:52,621 --> 01:01:54,623 I could just let him starve. 866 01:01:55,886 --> 01:01:57,975 Oh, speaking of starving, 867 01:01:58,018 --> 01:01:59,716 Sandy will need his afternoon snack. 868 01:02:01,152 --> 01:02:02,196 Come on. 869 01:02:03,415 --> 01:02:04,895 -This way. -Okay. 870 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,439 Calum? 871 01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:28,832 Daniel! 872 01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:31,878 Why are you... Wha... What happened? 873 01:02:31,922 --> 01:02:34,446 Quick, there's a crowbar in that bag. 874 01:02:36,187 --> 01:02:39,364 -Careful with that urine. -God. 875 01:02:40,887 --> 01:02:42,236 Why have you got urine? 876 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,585 Urine can stave off dehydration 877 01:02:43,629 --> 01:02:45,109 in survival situations. 878 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:46,893 You can't have been here that long. 879 01:02:46,937 --> 01:02:48,721 What, so I'm just supposed to wait till I'm dying of thirst 880 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:51,071 before I drink my own urine? Is that it, Daniel? 881 01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:53,378 That seems like the only time you should do that. 882 01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:54,596 Yes. 883 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,076 Crowbar! 884 01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:57,686 Right. 885 01:02:57,730 --> 01:02:58,775 Oh. 886 01:03:04,606 --> 01:03:05,999 God. 887 01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:07,522 Come on! 888 01:03:13,006 --> 01:03:14,747 Hang on. 889 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:17,054 You arrived here yesterday. 890 01:03:17,097 --> 01:03:19,578 Did you bring this urine with you? 891 01:03:19,621 --> 01:03:22,059 I had to fill them whilst I was hydrated, didn't I? 892 01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:23,582 If I wait till I'm dehydrated, 893 01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:25,410 I won't have the fluids to fill them with. 894 01:03:25,453 --> 01:03:27,194 So I filled them up at home and brought the urine with me. 895 01:03:27,238 --> 01:03:28,500 What's the problem, Daniel? 896 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,590 Why didn't you just bring water? 897 01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:36,203 So, this is a sensitive situation. 898 01:03:36,247 --> 01:03:38,727 You see, I've made some pretty good inroads with the tenants. 899 01:03:38,771 --> 01:03:41,295 Oh, Daniel. Oh, no. 900 01:03:41,339 --> 01:03:43,167 You've let them get into your head, haven't ya? 901 01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:45,169 Right, you sit tight, okay? 902 01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:47,606 -No. -I'll be back in good time. 903 01:03:47,649 --> 01:03:49,434 At least pass me some urine! 904 01:03:49,477 --> 01:03:50,478 Bye, now. 905 01:04:05,450 --> 01:04:06,930 What are you doing? 906 01:04:06,973 --> 01:04:09,236 I'm making myself look nice. 907 01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:13,806 Well, you look like an idiot. 908 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:16,330 I don't have time for this. 909 01:04:16,374 --> 01:04:18,028 Daniel and I are having a romance. 910 01:04:18,071 --> 01:04:20,465 -No, you're not. -We are. 911 01:04:20,508 --> 01:04:23,685 I touched his face, and I rubbed myself on him, 912 01:04:23,729 --> 01:04:26,471 and it was beautiful. 913 01:04:26,514 --> 01:04:30,257 I rubbed myself on Daniel, too, when we did the trials. 914 01:04:30,301 --> 01:04:32,912 Yeah, well, that's not real romance, is it? 915 01:04:32,956 --> 01:04:34,871 When I rubbed myself on him, he liked it. 916 01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:38,178 Daniel gave me a banana! 917 01:04:38,222 --> 01:04:39,527 Hmm. Did he give you banana? 918 01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:41,442 It's my romance! 919 01:04:41,486 --> 01:04:43,270 Not yours. 920 01:04:43,314 --> 01:04:45,359 I finally got something for me, 921 01:04:45,403 --> 01:04:48,667 and the best thing is it doesn't involve you. 922 01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:51,539 I don't like you being like this. 923 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:53,933 Yeah, well, I'm tired of hearing about what you like. 924 01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:56,980 30 years, I've done everything for you. 925 01:04:57,023 --> 01:04:59,156 Well, now it's time for me to have what I want, 926 01:04:59,199 --> 01:05:00,766 and I want a life wi' Daniel, 927 01:05:00,809 --> 01:05:03,725 and I don't want you to be a part of it. 928 01:05:18,349 --> 01:05:20,917 -Hi. Come on. -So, um... 929 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,180 -Let's go. Come on. -Listen, we... Oh. 930 01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:24,790 Just need to have a quick chat. 931 01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:25,878 Okay. 932 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:27,271 Look, um... 933 01:05:29,229 --> 01:05:31,057 I took a bit of a stroll. 934 01:05:43,852 --> 01:05:44,897 You look lovely. 935 01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:48,292 I know. 936 01:05:50,903 --> 01:05:54,037 These... are some bottles. 937 01:05:55,734 --> 01:05:58,084 We used to burn everything that washed up onshore, 938 01:05:58,128 --> 01:06:00,913 but I was just curious about what it all was. 939 01:06:02,262 --> 01:06:04,351 Like this thing. 940 01:06:04,395 --> 01:06:05,831 -Oh. -This... 941 01:06:05,874 --> 01:06:07,528 -Jesus Christ. -Yeah. 942 01:06:07,572 --> 01:06:08,790 I think it's a weapon. 943 01:06:08,834 --> 01:06:10,967 I wouldn't touch that. 944 01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:13,317 Stretchy. 945 01:06:14,231 --> 01:06:15,232 What's that? 946 01:06:17,190 --> 01:06:19,932 Oh, that's my mum's old stuff. 947 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:21,151 Is this her? 948 01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:22,674 Mm-hmm. 949 01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:24,676 She was from the mainland. 950 01:06:26,939 --> 01:06:29,768 She used to go back from time to time. 951 01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:31,596 My dad didn't like it. 952 01:06:35,339 --> 01:06:36,514 How did she die? 953 01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:37,863 She was poorly. 954 01:06:39,517 --> 01:06:41,301 She said to Dad that she had to go back 955 01:06:41,345 --> 01:06:43,129 to the mainland for help. 956 01:06:44,435 --> 01:06:46,872 He didn't want her to leave. 957 01:06:46,915 --> 01:06:49,527 Then it got worse. 958 01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:52,791 And she went away, and we never saw her again. 959 01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:55,750 Hmm. 960 01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:57,361 Dad said if she hadn't left the island, 961 01:06:57,404 --> 01:06:59,580 she'd probably still be alive. 962 01:07:01,147 --> 01:07:02,714 And he burnt our boat that night. 963 01:07:02,757 --> 01:07:05,064 And then the next morning, we started training. 964 01:07:06,326 --> 01:07:08,067 Guard the isle. 965 01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:09,938 Allow no incomer. 966 01:07:11,201 --> 01:07:12,376 Survive. 967 01:07:15,814 --> 01:07:17,772 We should probably talk about the guy you've got tied 968 01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:19,731 -to a radiator. -Let's get married. 969 01:07:22,255 --> 01:07:24,388 What? 970 01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:27,347 It's-it's... No, it's quite suitable. 971 01:07:27,391 --> 01:07:29,523 You're... you're an islander now. 972 01:07:30,611 --> 01:07:33,310 And we can start a family. 973 01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:38,750 And we can tell stories here forever on Auk Isle. 974 01:07:40,099 --> 01:07:42,145 You... you want me to stay here? 975 01:07:42,188 --> 01:07:43,363 Aye. 976 01:07:44,495 --> 01:07:46,801 And I'll bear you 12 children. 977 01:07:46,845 --> 01:07:48,455 -12? -Well, we're bound to lose 978 01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:51,023 some of them to starvation or wind. 979 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,025 And then a seal could eat a baby while we slept. 980 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,940 And Sandy will probably kill one, so... 981 01:07:54,983 --> 01:07:56,507 Uh, Isla, you... 982 01:07:57,769 --> 01:07:59,423 ...you can't stay here. 983 01:08:00,859 --> 01:08:03,253 What? Why? 984 01:08:03,296 --> 01:08:05,603 'Cause you should come to the mainland with me. 985 01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:08,997 You'd love it. 986 01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:11,043 There's so much there for you. There's so much more. 987 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,393 There's more people than you can imagine. 988 01:08:13,437 --> 01:08:14,786 There's... they've got more stories 989 01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:16,440 than you could ever hope to hear. 990 01:08:16,483 --> 01:08:19,138 And you could even... you could tell your stories. 991 01:08:19,182 --> 01:08:20,879 And they're brilliant. People would love them. 992 01:08:20,922 --> 01:08:23,142 People would love you. 993 01:08:23,186 --> 01:08:25,666 Trust me. People would love you. 994 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:27,755 You could... you'd be... 995 01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:31,716 You'd be happy there. 996 01:08:35,763 --> 01:08:37,417 Are you happy? 997 01:08:40,942 --> 01:08:42,770 -On the mainland? -Mm-hmm. 998 01:08:45,686 --> 01:08:47,906 Well... are you? 999 01:08:52,476 --> 01:08:54,608 Yes. 1000 01:08:55,957 --> 01:08:59,135 You come in here to my mystery hutch, 1001 01:08:59,178 --> 01:09:01,354 a place of wonder 1002 01:09:01,398 --> 01:09:04,009 and questions and curious beauty, 1003 01:09:04,052 --> 01:09:06,881 and you just... y-you spill your lies 1004 01:09:06,925 --> 01:09:09,884 all over the floor like spoiled oats! 1005 01:09:09,928 --> 01:09:12,583 Isla, you can't just live on an island forever 1006 01:09:12,626 --> 01:09:14,411 telling stories and violently assaulting 1007 01:09:14,454 --> 01:09:15,934 anyone who washes up onshore. 1008 01:09:15,977 --> 01:09:18,328 Get out! Out! 1009 01:09:18,371 --> 01:09:22,984 There is no place for you here and your rotten oat lies! 1010 01:09:38,435 --> 01:09:41,046 Stupid Daniel, stupid words. 1011 01:09:41,089 --> 01:09:43,179 Everything he says is stupid. 1012 01:10:14,514 --> 01:10:17,038 We'll smash your skull like a bird's egg! 1013 01:10:17,082 --> 01:10:19,954 Roz, send the evac crew. 1014 01:10:28,049 --> 01:10:29,137 Sandy. 1015 01:10:29,181 --> 01:10:30,835 What's wrong? 1016 01:10:32,445 --> 01:10:33,664 I love you. 1017 01:10:34,665 --> 01:10:36,493 But you don't love me. 1018 01:10:37,929 --> 01:10:40,236 You love Isla. 1019 01:10:40,279 --> 01:10:43,326 Nobody loves Sandy, and I don't want to be alone, 1020 01:10:43,369 --> 01:10:47,330 so I've decided that the best thing for me to do is 1021 01:10:47,373 --> 01:10:50,507 to squeeze the life out of you and eat your dead body. 1022 01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:52,900 What? 1023 01:10:52,944 --> 01:10:54,989 Then you'll be a part of me forever, 1024 01:10:55,033 --> 01:10:57,078 and Isla won't have you for herself. 1025 01:10:58,558 --> 01:11:00,212 No. No, no, no, no. 1026 01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:02,083 -Sandy, wait. Wait. No, no. -It's okay. It's okay. 1027 01:11:02,127 --> 01:11:03,346 -No, no. -It's okay. 1028 01:11:03,389 --> 01:11:05,696 I-I've never eaten a person before, 1029 01:11:05,739 --> 01:11:08,655 but I'm fairly sure I'll be able to hear your thoughts, 1030 01:11:08,699 --> 01:11:10,222 so you won't be lonely. 1031 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:13,225 Sandy, I said no. No! 1032 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,096 It's okay. 1033 01:11:18,143 --> 01:11:19,666 Just relax. 1034 01:11:20,754 --> 01:11:22,495 We'll be together soon. 1035 01:11:30,242 --> 01:11:31,330 They're coming! 1036 01:11:32,984 --> 01:11:34,464 They're on their way! 1037 01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:38,816 Soon you'll experience the might 1038 01:11:38,859 --> 01:11:42,080 of the North Eastern Scottish Council. 1039 01:11:51,437 --> 01:11:52,699 What happened? 1040 01:11:52,743 --> 01:11:54,222 Who was that? 1041 01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:56,486 Another incomer. 1042 01:11:56,529 --> 01:11:57,704 I tied him up. 1043 01:11:57,748 --> 01:11:59,793 Hold on. 1044 01:11:59,837 --> 01:12:03,493 You had another incomer in here all to yourself? 1045 01:12:03,536 --> 01:12:05,712 Were you romancing him as well? 1046 01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:07,845 Sandy. 1047 01:12:07,888 --> 01:12:09,586 It wasn't like that! 1048 01:12:09,629 --> 01:12:12,284 Wait, wait, Sandy. The incomer... 1049 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,721 He's bringing more. They're coming! 1050 01:12:14,765 --> 01:12:16,288 Sandy! 1051 01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:18,159 He tried to kill me. 1052 01:12:19,378 --> 01:12:20,423 Isla. 1053 01:12:21,859 --> 01:12:23,295 He tried to kill me. 1054 01:12:27,473 --> 01:12:28,692 All right. 1055 01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:32,173 The sooner you both get off this island, the better. 1056 01:12:32,217 --> 01:12:34,132 Aye, away you go. Back to the... 1057 01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:36,613 Back to the mainland where... where you're all sad and alone. 1058 01:12:36,656 --> 01:12:39,006 And I'm not leaving! 1059 01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:41,226 My mum died because she went there. 1060 01:12:41,269 --> 01:12:43,402 No, she died because she stayed here. 1061 01:12:45,970 --> 01:12:48,364 Maybe if your mum was able to get help sooner, 1062 01:12:48,407 --> 01:12:49,887 she might have lived. 1063 01:12:49,930 --> 01:12:52,933 No. No, she wouldn't, because... 1064 01:12:52,977 --> 01:12:56,459 -because my dad said... -No, your dad was mental! 1065 01:12:56,502 --> 01:13:00,463 People don't give themselves to the sea. 1066 01:13:00,506 --> 01:13:02,987 I'm sorry, Isla, but I don't think he told you the truth 1067 01:13:03,030 --> 01:13:04,423 about a lot of things. 1068 01:13:56,127 --> 01:14:00,087 That's it. There ye go. 1069 01:14:00,131 --> 01:14:04,440 Might be a wee bit cold at first, but... that'll pass. 1070 01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:10,446 Soon... you'll be all warm and comfy. 1071 01:14:12,926 --> 01:14:16,930 No need to worry about food or Sandy or... 1072 01:14:16,974 --> 01:14:19,977 incomers taking your isle. 1073 01:14:27,898 --> 01:14:30,814 It's what your father would have wanted. 1074 01:14:41,912 --> 01:14:43,653 What aboot what I wanted? 1075 01:14:48,614 --> 01:14:51,182 'Cause maybe I didn't want to stay here. 1076 01:14:54,577 --> 01:14:56,361 Maybe I wanted my dad. 1077 01:14:57,405 --> 01:15:00,104 Ah, you know the deal, puffin. 1078 01:15:00,147 --> 01:15:03,934 Every generation, one of you must gi' yerselves to the sea. 1079 01:15:03,977 --> 01:15:05,283 To me. 1080 01:15:05,326 --> 01:15:07,154 But that's not true. 1081 01:15:08,982 --> 01:15:10,331 Is it? 1082 01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:17,208 That's just a story. 1083 01:15:20,167 --> 01:15:22,866 You cannae hide fae this. 1084 01:15:22,909 --> 01:15:25,172 One day you will step in the water 1085 01:15:25,216 --> 01:15:27,610 just like your father did! 1086 01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:29,394 You owe me! 1087 01:15:29,437 --> 01:15:32,266 And you'll pay the price! 1088 01:15:32,310 --> 01:15:35,835 You must pay the price! 1089 01:15:39,926 --> 01:15:41,537 Come on. 1090 01:15:44,278 --> 01:15:45,802 Come on! 1091 01:15:48,413 --> 01:15:50,458 Come on. 1092 01:16:31,891 --> 01:16:34,633 I know you're upset wi' me. 1093 01:16:44,121 --> 01:16:45,165 Uh... 1094 01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:48,299 I think I've been... 1095 01:16:50,649 --> 01:16:53,696 ...hearing the wrong stories. 1096 01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:57,613 I've been listening to the incomer with his shiny words 1097 01:16:57,656 --> 01:17:02,618 comin' oot his... stupid kissy lips. 1098 01:17:05,055 --> 01:17:06,752 And I've... 1099 01:17:06,796 --> 01:17:10,060 I've forgot what's... kept us safe. 1100 01:17:13,411 --> 01:17:14,630 I'm sorry. 1101 01:17:17,415 --> 01:17:19,591 I was being stupid. 1102 01:17:22,681 --> 01:17:24,291 I was being stupid as well. 1103 01:17:27,294 --> 01:17:28,861 I tried to murder Daniel 1104 01:17:28,905 --> 01:17:31,647 so I could eat his body and hear his thoughts. 1105 01:17:34,127 --> 01:17:36,477 I don't know if I do really love him. 1106 01:17:37,957 --> 01:17:40,568 I think I just want to look at his bum. 1107 01:17:51,492 --> 01:17:52,624 Here. 1108 01:17:53,756 --> 01:17:55,583 Be careful wi' it. 1109 01:18:09,815 --> 01:18:11,904 Roz. Roz, I'm here! 1110 01:18:15,865 --> 01:18:17,214 What are you doing? 1111 01:18:17,257 --> 01:18:18,868 Where are your clothes? 1112 01:18:18,911 --> 01:18:22,436 Well, this is... tactical camouflage. 1113 01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:27,137 Hey, Roz. 1114 01:18:28,225 --> 01:18:29,835 Just take me to the squatters. 1115 01:18:29,879 --> 01:18:31,663 Maybe we should talk about how to... 1116 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:33,143 Now. 1117 01:18:34,535 --> 01:18:36,842 There's an awfy lot of them. 1118 01:18:36,886 --> 01:18:38,975 We'll have to split them up. 1119 01:18:39,018 --> 01:18:40,541 What aboot Daniel? 1120 01:18:44,415 --> 01:18:46,156 He's just another incomer. 1121 01:18:49,942 --> 01:18:53,729 So, I set an ambush, but she countered my ambush. 1122 01:18:53,772 --> 01:18:56,035 My guard was off. Anyway, I set a second ambush. 1123 01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:57,297 All right. 1124 01:18:57,341 --> 01:18:58,777 The second ambush was successful. 1125 01:18:58,821 --> 01:19:00,039 You see, ambushes are like anything else. 1126 01:19:00,083 --> 01:19:01,301 -Mm-hmm. -The more you ambush, 1127 01:19:01,345 --> 01:19:02,650 the better you get. 1128 01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:10,876 Was that a person dressed as a bird? 1129 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,923 That is one of the island residents, yes. 1130 01:19:15,446 --> 01:19:17,491 Okay. 1131 01:19:17,535 --> 01:19:19,406 No. No, wait. 1132 01:19:19,450 --> 01:19:21,104 No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1133 01:19:21,147 --> 01:19:22,845 This is... this is their home. 1134 01:19:22,888 --> 01:19:24,324 These are illegal tenants 1135 01:19:24,368 --> 01:19:26,109 that will be removed from this island 1136 01:19:26,152 --> 01:19:28,502 if we have to drag them off, squawking, by their wings. 1137 01:19:28,546 --> 01:19:31,375 With respect, Roz, you have a duty of care to... 1138 01:19:31,418 --> 01:19:33,725 I don't know what I was thinking sending you. 1139 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:38,251 You are an itchy wee man with weak, noodly muscles. 1140 01:19:38,295 --> 01:19:39,949 I don't see what my appearance has to... 1141 01:19:39,992 --> 01:19:42,038 If you're not gonna help us, then move aside. 1142 01:20:23,470 --> 01:20:24,994 -Ah, that's nice. Mm. -Yeah. 1143 01:20:25,037 --> 01:20:26,386 I made it myself. 1144 01:20:26,430 --> 01:20:28,171 It's pretty easy when you know how. 1145 01:20:28,214 --> 01:20:31,957 All you need is, uh, a bathtub and something to infuse. 1146 01:20:32,001 --> 01:20:34,003 Hmm. I can make chicken wings, 1147 01:20:34,046 --> 01:20:37,354 sausage, beef stroganoff, beef... 1148 01:20:37,397 --> 01:20:39,573 Bolognese, um... 1149 01:20:39,617 --> 01:20:41,445 Hello! 1150 01:20:41,488 --> 01:20:43,273 Over here. 1151 01:20:43,316 --> 01:20:45,014 Who's that? 1152 01:20:45,057 --> 01:20:47,668 It's me, a tiny man. 1153 01:20:47,712 --> 01:20:49,192 Kev, is that you? 1154 01:20:49,235 --> 01:20:50,846 You're supposed to be checking the hoose. 1155 01:20:50,889 --> 01:20:53,979 It's not Kev. It's a tiny man. 1156 01:20:54,023 --> 01:20:57,678 And I've got bananas. 1157 01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:12,955 Tam, you all right? 1158 01:21:17,568 --> 01:21:18,699 Tam? 1159 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:21,371 Who did this to you? 1160 01:22:21,414 --> 01:22:22,676 Get her! 1161 01:22:26,071 --> 01:22:27,072 Stop! 1162 01:22:40,564 --> 01:22:45,569 You shall not pass! 1163 01:22:59,017 --> 01:23:00,976 Sandy! 1164 01:23:05,545 --> 01:23:07,199 Don't touch my sister! 1165 01:23:45,324 --> 01:23:46,456 Daniel? 1166 01:23:54,420 --> 01:23:56,248 What on earth are you doing? 1167 01:25:00,834 --> 01:25:02,662 Get off me! 1168 01:25:04,316 --> 01:25:06,536 Get off my hand! Get off my hand! 1169 01:25:14,021 --> 01:25:15,980 Come on. Come on. 1170 01:25:16,023 --> 01:25:18,113 Come on, come on, come on! 1171 01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:20,115 Come on. 1172 01:25:20,158 --> 01:25:21,464 To the hoose! 1173 01:25:21,507 --> 01:25:22,682 Go! 1174 01:25:22,726 --> 01:25:23,901 Get them! 1175 01:25:30,386 --> 01:25:31,909 What? What is it? 1176 01:25:36,174 --> 01:25:37,480 Stay inside. 1177 01:25:37,523 --> 01:25:39,525 What? 1178 01:25:44,487 --> 01:25:46,445 Come on. Come on. 1179 01:26:05,595 --> 01:26:06,770 Daniel. 1180 01:26:08,598 --> 01:26:10,295 What the hell are you wearing? 1181 01:26:10,339 --> 01:26:13,559 Oh, um, it's from the Trials of the Gull. 1182 01:26:14,995 --> 01:26:16,606 It's an ancient initiation ceremony, uh... 1183 01:26:16,649 --> 01:26:17,781 Oh, shut up. 1184 01:26:17,824 --> 01:26:20,218 I am embarrassed for you. 1185 01:26:20,262 --> 01:26:23,439 I'm-I'm actually... I'm embarrassed for all of us. 1186 01:26:23,482 --> 01:26:28,008 I mean, whatever this is, it's... it's weird. 1187 01:26:28,052 --> 01:26:29,967 No. 1188 01:26:30,010 --> 01:26:33,536 I've spent years thinking I'm weird 1189 01:26:33,579 --> 01:26:36,974 'cause I like wizards and writing my own fan fiction 1190 01:26:37,017 --> 01:26:39,106 about a bunch of hobbits who must defeat the Predator. 1191 01:26:39,150 --> 01:26:42,284 That is weird. They're wildly different franchises. 1192 01:26:42,327 --> 01:26:44,242 Actually, no, 'cause, technically, 1193 01:26:44,286 --> 01:26:46,026 Middle-earth is our prehistory, so it's all the same universe. 1194 01:26:46,070 --> 01:26:48,072 And, anyway, you know what? I don't care what you think. 1195 01:26:48,115 --> 01:26:50,117 I don't care what any of you think. 1196 01:26:50,161 --> 01:26:51,336 Maybe I am weird. 1197 01:26:52,381 --> 01:26:53,904 But who cares, right? 1198 01:26:53,947 --> 01:26:55,471 Come on. 1199 01:26:55,514 --> 01:26:57,821 -We're all weird. -I'm not weird. 1200 01:26:57,864 --> 01:26:59,518 You're so weird. 1201 01:26:59,562 --> 01:27:01,390 You brought four gallons of your own piss to this island. 1202 01:27:01,433 --> 01:27:03,914 It's a recognized survival technique. 1203 01:27:03,957 --> 01:27:06,482 Can we all just stop being mental? 1204 01:27:06,525 --> 01:27:08,092 And just move aside, Daniel. 1205 01:27:08,135 --> 01:27:11,226 I will not move aside. 1206 01:27:11,269 --> 01:27:12,966 We have a job to do. 1207 01:27:13,010 --> 01:27:15,795 And that job is to serve our constituents. 1208 01:27:15,839 --> 01:27:17,406 I started working for the council 1209 01:27:17,449 --> 01:27:19,408 'cause I wanted to help people. 1210 01:27:20,409 --> 01:27:22,237 But... 1211 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:25,022 I just seem to spend all my time making their lives worse. 1212 01:27:25,065 --> 01:27:26,937 This is for their own good. 1213 01:27:26,980 --> 01:27:28,721 - Is it? - Uh-huh. 1214 01:27:28,765 --> 01:27:31,246 Have you asked any of them what they want? 1215 01:27:31,289 --> 01:27:32,943 Or are they just problems to be solved 1216 01:27:32,986 --> 01:27:34,727 on your way up the ladder? 1217 01:27:35,859 --> 01:27:39,166 Your approach to this is wrong. 1218 01:27:39,210 --> 01:27:41,560 And I'm pretty sure your superiors would agree with me 1219 01:27:41,604 --> 01:27:43,606 were I to share with them the fact that you sent 1220 01:27:43,649 --> 01:27:47,392 a currently suspended employee who is out of his bloody mind 1221 01:27:47,436 --> 01:27:50,526 to attack your constituents. 1222 01:27:50,569 --> 01:27:53,920 Now, I'm going in that house, 1223 01:27:53,964 --> 01:27:56,662 and all of you will wait here until I return. 1224 01:28:05,410 --> 01:28:06,933 We're not leaving. 1225 01:28:10,023 --> 01:28:11,068 Okay. 1226 01:28:15,507 --> 01:28:16,987 Well, what do you mean, "Okay"? 1227 01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,075 I mean... 1228 01:28:19,424 --> 01:28:21,731 If you decide that you want to stay... 1229 01:28:23,036 --> 01:28:24,690 ...then I'll stand by you. 1230 01:28:27,389 --> 01:28:29,652 But is that what you want, Isla? 1231 01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:34,831 The mainland... it's not perfect. 1232 01:28:37,790 --> 01:28:39,575 I can't tell you what to do. 1233 01:28:41,098 --> 01:28:43,535 But please don't decide because you're scared 1234 01:28:43,579 --> 01:28:46,059 of all the bad things that might happen. 1235 01:28:47,626 --> 01:28:51,717 Choose because of all the good things that could happen. 1236 01:28:57,157 --> 01:28:58,985 I wish I could. 1237 01:29:00,596 --> 01:29:01,727 I do. 1238 01:29:05,165 --> 01:29:07,298 But I don't think I can. 1239 01:29:13,391 --> 01:29:14,914 It's all right. 1240 01:29:19,223 --> 01:29:20,355 Isla. 1241 01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:23,227 Since Dad left, 1242 01:29:23,270 --> 01:29:26,143 you've hardly smiled even one time. 1243 01:29:27,144 --> 01:29:28,972 But since Daniel came, 1244 01:29:29,015 --> 01:29:33,411 I've seen you do at least four smiles. 1245 01:29:36,936 --> 01:29:38,373 I want you to be happy. 1246 01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,507 Both of you. 1247 01:29:44,291 --> 01:29:46,511 But we cannae all stay together 1248 01:29:46,555 --> 01:29:48,687 because we havenae paid the price. 1249 01:29:52,604 --> 01:29:53,736 So... 1250 01:29:56,216 --> 01:29:57,696 I know what I have to do. 1251 01:30:08,577 --> 01:30:09,665 Sandy! 1252 01:30:47,746 --> 01:30:48,834 Isla! 1253 01:30:55,667 --> 01:30:57,016 Sandy! 1254 01:31:02,935 --> 01:31:05,198 Isla? Isla? 1255 01:31:30,397 --> 01:31:32,095 No! 1256 01:31:33,879 --> 01:31:35,707 - Come on. Come on. - It's all right. 1257 01:31:35,751 --> 01:31:36,926 - Come on. - Come on. 1258 01:31:38,971 --> 01:31:40,190 No. 1259 01:31:40,233 --> 01:31:41,931 Come on. Come on. 1260 01:31:41,974 --> 01:31:43,236 Come on. 1261 01:31:44,237 --> 01:31:46,065 Come on. Come on. 1262 01:31:46,109 --> 01:31:47,719 - He's all right. He's okay. - It's okay. It's okay. 1263 01:31:47,763 --> 01:31:49,242 -It's okay. It's okay. -It's okay. 1264 01:31:49,286 --> 01:31:52,202 It's okay. Sandy. Sandy. Sandy. 1265 01:31:52,245 --> 01:31:54,291 Sandy, time to get up. 1266 01:31:54,334 --> 01:31:56,249 Sandy, it's time to get up. 1267 01:31:57,555 --> 01:31:59,731 Get up, Sandy. 1268 01:31:59,775 --> 01:32:00,819 Sandy, please. 1269 01:32:02,212 --> 01:32:04,083 Please. Please. 1270 01:32:05,258 --> 01:32:06,564 Please. 1271 01:32:08,435 --> 01:32:11,221 We don't... we don't need this island. 1272 01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,360 We don't need this island. 1273 01:32:23,973 --> 01:32:25,627 Doesn't matter where we go. 1274 01:32:28,412 --> 01:32:29,500 You're my home. 1275 01:32:33,373 --> 01:32:34,549 You're my home. 1276 01:32:43,122 --> 01:32:44,559 You're my home. 1277 01:32:50,782 --> 01:32:52,915 Right, that's enough. 1278 01:32:59,312 --> 01:33:01,532 What'd you hit me for? 1279 01:33:01,576 --> 01:33:03,447 That was for being a big idiot! 1280 01:33:07,103 --> 01:33:10,410 Tell you who is an idiot: the sea. 1281 01:33:11,673 --> 01:33:13,762 You hear that, the sea? 1282 01:33:13,805 --> 01:33:16,939 You can't even kill anyone! 1283 01:33:18,331 --> 01:33:20,377 -Except for Dad, obviously. -Mm. 1284 01:33:24,511 --> 01:33:26,426 There was once two gulls. 1285 01:33:27,993 --> 01:33:30,430 A brother and a sister 1286 01:33:30,474 --> 01:33:33,259 who lived in a nest way out in the sea. 1287 01:33:34,609 --> 01:33:38,090 One day, the gulls met a wizard 1288 01:33:38,134 --> 01:33:40,832 from a land far away. 1289 01:33:41,877 --> 01:33:44,923 The wizard had magic powers. 1290 01:33:44,967 --> 01:33:47,578 And he wanted to take them back. 1291 01:33:51,887 --> 01:33:54,411 The brother and sister were terrible feart. 1292 01:33:56,413 --> 01:33:59,546 After all, they'd never left their nest in the sea. 1293 01:34:07,424 --> 01:34:10,470 But what kind of gulls would they be... 1294 01:34:11,994 --> 01:34:14,300 ...if they didn't take flight? 1295 01:34:19,697 --> 01:34:24,006 The new land was odd and full of wonder. 1296 01:34:25,834 --> 01:34:27,444 This is it. 1297 01:34:27,487 --> 01:34:29,707 The gulls didn't know front from back. 1298 01:34:32,928 --> 01:34:35,931 But the wizard was true to his word. 1299 01:34:35,974 --> 01:34:39,978 He found a new nest where they could always see the sea. 1300 01:34:47,638 --> 01:34:50,815 The new nest wasn't bad 1301 01:34:50,859 --> 01:34:53,035 but was needing a few wee tweaks. 1302 01:35:11,618 --> 01:35:14,709 The wizard kept his job wi' the Wizard Council. 1303 01:35:18,887 --> 01:35:21,759 His evil wizard coworkers were punished 1304 01:35:21,803 --> 01:35:24,283 in an awfy serious Wizard Tribunal 1305 01:35:24,327 --> 01:35:26,416 led by Wizard HR. 1306 01:35:28,766 --> 01:35:33,118 And the brother found oot that not only was he a gull. 1307 01:35:34,380 --> 01:35:36,165 He was also a bear. 1308 01:35:39,211 --> 01:35:42,780 The sister told her tales of gulls and Fin Men. 1309 01:35:44,521 --> 01:35:48,830 Folk came from miles around to hear her. 1310 01:35:48,873 --> 01:35:53,312 "Sky blood or not, the sea remembers. 1311 01:35:53,356 --> 01:35:55,053 The sea remembers everything." 1312 01:35:55,097 --> 01:35:58,013 They said her tales were like no others. 1313 01:36:01,712 --> 01:36:04,628 And the wizard, he shared his stories, too. 1314 01:36:04,671 --> 01:36:07,457 Gandalf? No, Gandalf! 1315 01:36:08,806 --> 01:36:10,895 Even though his stories were, in fact, 1316 01:36:10,939 --> 01:36:13,942 stolen from other more gifted wizards. 1317 01:36:13,985 --> 01:36:15,944 That's odd. 1318 01:36:15,987 --> 01:36:18,294 I think they must have found my notebooks or something. 1319 01:36:20,818 --> 01:36:22,777 There were times when the sister would miss 1320 01:36:22,820 --> 01:36:25,301 her nest back in the sea. 1321 01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:29,131 So she'd fly back. 1322 01:36:30,306 --> 01:36:34,049 To feel the sand on her feet 1323 01:36:34,092 --> 01:36:36,181 and the air under her wings. 1324 01:36:38,183 --> 01:36:41,447 But much as it pleased her, 1325 01:36:41,491 --> 01:36:43,493 it wasnae home anymore. 1326 01:36:45,147 --> 01:36:51,066 Once again, Auk Isle belonged to the birds. 1327 01:36:51,109 --> 01:36:55,722 Besides, the brother and sister had a new nest now. 1328 01:36:55,766 --> 01:36:58,116 Full of smiles. 1329 01:36:58,160 --> 01:37:00,423 Maybe too many smiles. 1330 01:37:00,466 --> 01:37:03,426 Mainlanders smile a lot. 1331 01:37:03,469 --> 01:37:06,037 And when her face was tired 1332 01:37:06,081 --> 01:37:08,779 from all the smiling, 1333 01:37:08,823 --> 01:37:10,955 the sister would take her leave. 1334 01:37:16,961 --> 01:37:19,529 She could do that now. 1335 01:37:19,572 --> 01:37:21,313 Now... 1336 01:37:21,357 --> 01:37:23,707 she could fly wherever she pleased.